No words, just pure bile and vomit

Okay, okay. Okay! Alright, wait a minute. Just let me figure out how to say this. I’ve been trying to introduce some professionalism into this blog lately and starting to moving away from the cynical, wtf? posts I usually leave here.

But really, I have no choice right now. I want to back up a minute before I really get into this. I have to use amibiguous pronouns because there are just no words. None. So I’m going to use quite a few.

I hate ex-journalist, female memoir/fiction writers that aren’t Laurie Notaro (though, I won’t get into her first novel). She’s the only funny one.

Jenniferweiner.com

And she’s funny because she hates everyone.  But mostly, I hate book covers of little models in weird clothing  or of twinkle toes at the end of a messy bed, leftover from a one night stand.

Listings in the Midst of V-day

R5 Productions:
TONIGHT, The Barbary: Millionaires  with Cash Cash, I Set My Friends On Fire and Watch Out! There’s Ghosts ($12, 5:30p.m.)
Feb.5, The Barbary: The Dillinger Escape Plan with Dub Trio (SOLD

Tapes N Tapes

OUT, 6:30p.m.)
Feb.23, Kungfu Necktie: Pomegrantes with Mecury Radio Theater and Western Dresses ($8, 8p.m. + 21 and up)
Feb.28, Johnny Brendas: Tapes N Tapes with Wilde Light ($13, 9p.m. + 21 and up)

Midwoch Briefing

Palin takes on Ashley Judd’s ‘extreme fringe group’
Posted: 12:57 PM ET
From CNN Political Producer Peter Hamby

Ashley Judd appears in an environmental ad campaign for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund.

(CNN) – Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s support for aerial wolf-hunting has sparked a heated cross-country war of words between the governor and an environmental ad campaign fronted by the actress Ashley Judd, with Palin calling the organization funding the ads an “extreme fringe group.”