October’s Top Five Craigslist’s Missed Connections Quotations

Philadelphia

1.)You are the girl of my dreams: “…Hairy legs and pits. You were yelling at someone on your cell phone and some of your cheese steak flew out of your mouth and landed in front of me.”

NO SHE DID NOT. No way. There is not a doubt in my mind this is supposed to be a joke… or a social experiment to see who would respond to it, at least.

2.)I figured that you probably knew and just couldn’t help yourself because I looked so hot this morning.

Well I’m swept away by your humility.

Hoboken411.com

Since we’re talking Pastors here

Wasilla, Alaska:Gov. and McCain running mate, Sarah Palin, reportedly belonged to an evangelical church in Wasilla that not only practices speaking in tongues, but is indeed run by a self proclaim witch hunter, Pastor Thomas Muthee. The Kenyan minister and his wife claim to have been told by divine forces that there was evil witches present. A police raid was made on an elderly woman’s home–there, they shot a snake believing it to be some kind of demon.

Evangelicals praying, Google.com

Gov. Palin indirectly accredits her pastor as a reason she became governor of Alaska, claiming that he prayed for her. According to Shannyn Moore, a radio journalist in Alaska, Gov. Palin’s church speaks largely about something called “spiritual warfare.”