No words, just pure bile and vomit

Okay, okay. Okay! Alright, wait a minute. Just let me figure out how to say this. I’ve been trying to introduce some professionalism into this blog lately and starting to moving away from the cynical, wtf? posts I usually leave here.

But really, I have no choice right now. I want to back up a minute before I really get into this. I have to use amibiguous pronouns because there are just no words. None. So I’m going to use quite a few.

I hate ex-journalist, female memoir/fiction writers that aren’t Laurie Notaro (though, I won’t get into her first novel). She’s the only funny one.

Jenniferweiner.com

And she’s funny because she hates everyone.  But mostly, I hate book covers of little models in weird clothing  or of twinkle toes at the end of a messy bed, leftover from a one night stand.

Listings in the Midst of V-day

R5 Productions:
TONIGHT, The Barbary: Millionaires  with Cash Cash, I Set My Friends On Fire and Watch Out! There’s Ghosts ($12, 5:30p.m.)
Feb.5, The Barbary: The Dillinger Escape Plan with Dub Trio (SOLD

Tapes N Tapes

OUT, 6:30p.m.)
Feb.23, Kungfu Necktie: Pomegrantes with Mecury Radio Theater and Western Dresses ($8, 8p.m. + 21 and up)
Feb.28, Johnny Brendas: Tapes N Tapes with Wilde Light ($13, 9p.m. + 21 and up)

Midwoch Briefing

Palin takes on Ashley Judd’s ‘extreme fringe group’
Posted: 12:57 PM ET
From CNN Political Producer Peter Hamby

Ashley Judd appears in an environmental ad campaign for the Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund.

(CNN) – Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s support for aerial wolf-hunting has sparked a heated cross-country war of words between the governor and an environmental ad campaign fronted by the actress Ashley Judd, with Palin calling the organization funding the ads an “extreme fringe group.”

We’re really STILL talking about this?

Warwick.ac.uk

Montgomery Co:

I live in a nice suburb. It’s nice. The people don’t really say hello when you walk by, or talk to you if you’re waiting at the same bus station, but they, for the most part, mind their own business.

I also live in a suburb that was lined with McCain-Palin lawn signs (and that’s really none of my business), save for a few houses. This suburb doesn’t pay particular mind to national politics on a regular basis, tending to focus on local committee members and officials.  It’s a pretty common suburb.

I recently started reading my local newspaper again, though I take much of what it says with a grain of salt; I started reading it because I was curious. Since I moved back from the city, I’ve been largely detached from the community I lived in, mostly because I largely resented it. But I don’t like feeling like I don’t understand anything that’s going on.

So I started reading.